Monday, 11 February 2013

33. It’s a long, long way down to Durban...especially when your valves are clogged up.



After a short detour (blogs 27 - 32) I have returned to our ‘spur-of-the-moment’ drive down 'South' to Durban in a vain attempt to get  top South African agent Don Hughes to sign our group The Chequers so we could turn ‘pro’.

The next morning after  the terror of ‘The ‘Ghostly Hand’ (Blog 26.)...




.... we set off bright and early from Jo’burg in Mac's green mini van on the final leg to Durban, a distance of about three hundred and fifty miles.




I remember the countryside we drove through as being a sea of gentle rolling hills which grew more pronounced the further we travelled into Natal.




After about two hundred miles the car started to lose power. We kept going in the mistaken hope that the problem would somehow go away, they never do and our case it got worse. Apparently the engine valves had clogged up, least that’s what the owner of the garage told us.

We had been on the look out for a garage for at least an hour ...things had getting pretty desperate, the Mini was making heavy weather getting over even the smallest hill. So when at last a garage was sighted it was greeted with as much relief as the appearance of a steam boat to castaways adrift on a raft.




The good news was we had a problem with clogged valves, well Mac’s Mini had...if clogged valves can ever be good news. The bad news was the clogged valves couldn't be fixed for at least a week, as the owner of the garage was taking his family off to visit relatives.

What were we to do? We were stuck out in the back of beyond and still had close on a hundred miles to go. Fortunately a glimmer of hope was offered. According to the garage owner the rest of the way to Durban was all downhill, which meant it may be possible for us to coast most of the way there.

We had no other option so we decided we’d give it a go. The garage owner was right; it really was downhill all the way, in as much as each hill was higher than the one that followed which meant the speed we generated going downhill took us over next.

I remember there being a number of hairy ‘will we-won’t we’ moments but eventually we rolled sluggishly into Durban.





While in Durban we met up with the Etonians at the club where they were playing.  Maurice Saul, their lead guitarist had converted a conventional 6 string Fender into a 12 string which meant numbers like the Byrds “Tambourine Man” and "Turn, Turn, Turn" sounded great...or should I say lekker.

Late one night after the club closed Lea, Mac and I together with the Etonians’ bass player Alan Roomer, wandered down to the sea front where huge waves were crashing over the esplanade - spray was flying everywhere.  




This sparked off a dangerous but to us a hilarious game. Standing shoulder to shoulder we edged our way to the sea wall...shouting to bemused passers-by that as we were captains we would go down with our ships. In essence it was a watery version of the game we called "Chicken".

I don’t remember who actually won. The winner was whoever got nearest to the sea wall and by definition came closest to being washed away. But I do know we all returned safely to our hotel rooms - albeit soaked to the skin.

“Going down with our ship” was without doubt the high point of our Durban trip – the low point was when Don Hughes finally listened to our demo tape and turned us down. 



“Ouch”...a two thousand mile round trip for nothing. Maybe it would have been better to have posted the demo tape  to him after all.

We were desperate to turn ‘pro’ but how? Desperate times needed desperate measures.

In my next blog I will recount how we finally managed to turn pro.

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